The Wasteland of Wonder

Welcome to the Wasteland of Wonder!

In a world left barren after a nuclear fallout, there are few places to go to find entertainment. The Wasteland of Wonder is one such place, among the rubble a fortunate happenstance of crazy characters and amazing amusements waits any and all patrons.

Founded by Buzzby Crocket (Left), Fisher Disher (Middle), and Ted Miller (Right)
back in the latter half of the 220X, these men were opportunists in a time of destruction. A demand for simple pleasures and wondrous activities was at large and these three aimed to supply it. With Buzzby's nack for building robots, Fishers know how of engineering, and Ted's affluency, they were a team set for greatness.
The Wasteland of Wonder is here to warm the bleak hearts of all those who wander the wastes.




The Wasteland of Wonder was build inside a pre war office building, and patrons can explore each floor to discover the variety of fun we offer! Take Upsy your lifting friend throughout the building, the only way out is up after all!








One of our biggest attractions includes the CartWheels:
Race other park goers in our Extreme Tire ride! Roll around the track and enjoy the open air scenery as you bump away the competition. Located on the 7th Floor.













Try your hand at Mutant Grashopper Hunting:
Due to the Nuclear Fallout, bugs sure are crazy now. Radioactive and still a nuisance, we've wrangled a wholes swarm for anyone who's feeling trigger happy. Make your mark among the other marksmen to assure that you hop top the top.
Located on the 13th Floor.











Why the long face? Don't like the drags of wasteland living. We've got you covered! With out Facelift Level, you and another lucky park goer will work a whole new look by working on each other. With the help of our robotic facial reconstruction, we'll help you both look like a whole new you. Take photos and share features with friends. Literally! Look like a new you on Floor 17.

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NOTICE:
Due to increased problems with patrons cheating their way through games, The Wasteland of Wonder has issued a new security staff to keep people playing fair. The Pupil mutants will keep a watchful eye out for anyone who tries to tamper with the attractions or use items unfairly during each level.
Guns and other weapons are still allowed in several areas in the Wasteland of Wonder, but additional armor mods and jetpacks are prohibited at all times. Any performance enhancement tools are also prohibited, the security staff will use force for the downers who don't play fair.
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Take a Dip in our Underwater Escape room, Swim through to find clues before the water fills the room. Time is of the essence since all water is slightly irradiated. It's a test of time to get the blood running and the mind thinking. Work with others or on your own, either way this attraction is sire to make a splash.
Located on Floor 22.







The La la Lounge is at the very top of The Wasteland of Wonder. It's a cozy area for relaxation after all that fun! Listen to the dulcet voice of Poppy, our synthetic singer. Built to lull the woes of those of the wasteland. Listen to her sweet robotic songs and forget about everything. Sit by the fire and and stay for a spell, after all, The Wasteland of Wonder is here to warm your heart.
Top Floor











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NOTICE:
The Offices of Buzzby Crocket, Fisher Disher, and Ted Miller are located in the basement of the Wasteland of Wonder. Any missing person's reports should be sent to the authorities and not this office. Ted Miller is on leave indefinitely, direct all correspondence to Poppy in person.
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THE WASTELAND OF WONDER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PHYSICAL DAMAGE THAT OCCURS ON THEIR PROPERTY. ANY AND ALL COMPLAINTS ARE NOT PRESUMABLE IN A COURT OF LAW. THE WASTELAND OF WONDER THANKS YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION IN FUN AND HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR STAY.

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